I don’t tend to think of silverware as pretty or ugly, but okay.
I have a lot of opinions.
I was kidding, but you did kind of smile.
Spoons are ugly.
Damn I thought it would be me stabbing you with a spoon.
That was alright.
The highlight of my day was eating dinner and not wanting to throw up ten minutes later.
Text: You really should have chosen a better name for your dog, everyone thinks Jeff is eating cat shit and biting asses.
Text: Stab me, it’ll distract me.